As you know, Gary has been remodeling the spa with the support of his partner, Yoshi. Yoshi is an amazing businessman and has hotels, etc, in Japan ~ he knows what he's doing! Yoshi is also a let's-get-it-done-yesterday and why-aren't-you-here-now? kind of guy. Yesterday, Gary hadn't heard from Yoshi all day.... Very unusual!
Yoshi came in to the spa today, limping and with bandages around his head. He had decided to go surfing yesterday, and with the help of an amateur surfer who's board got away from her, managed to get his head split open from the forehead to the crown of his head. Of course (as head wounds will do), it bled profusely. He was anxious to get out of the water (shark! shark! - just kidding!) and off to the hospital to have his scalp sewn back together. The ambulance took him to one hospital, which rejected him and told him they were too busy and to go to another one. He went there, only to be rejected and told to go back to the first one -- which he dutifully did.
He got his massive gouge stitched back together and called his daughter to come and pick him up -- at the spa. As he's walking to the spa (yup - head wound and all... such a "Gary" thing to do), someone runs a red light and blam! Right into Yoshi - tossing him into the air, breaking a leg and causing multiple contusions, etc. So... you guessed it! Back to the same hospital he just left. The attendings shock their heads and said, "What are you doing back here? You just left!"
"I got hit by a car!" Through their laughs and chortles, the docs manage to get him admitted -a gain- his admittance bracelet once still on the one arm so they had to put the new one on his other arm! They patched him up and let him go home later that day.
When Yoshi got to the spa this morning, limping, bandaged, bruised, stitched, hammered, sore (but on time), Gary said, "Yoshi!!! What happend to you?!"
"Now I know what it's like to be Gary!"
Nuff said!!
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